do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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