SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
how does that bad decision feel?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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