About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Well I just put wine in my tea
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
