Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
