Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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