your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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