Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
ugly people sure do ruin things
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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