absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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