girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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