...so i touched it.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
