no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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