how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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