Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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