What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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