$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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