Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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