It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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