Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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