Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Ketchup is God's man juice
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I need to sanitize my soul.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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