Ketchup is God's man juice
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ranch > ketchup > mustard > "god"
I love God's man juice.
man juice?? what the hell is this, family time at the YMCA???
These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy please someone pay attention to me !
Mustard kicks ketchup's ass!
Yes, if God is a woman
I'm going to have to disagree, and say that Ranch is Gods Man Juice! Goes best with everything!
fucking love ketchup, last weekends my friends talked me into chasing a shot with ketchup, and let me tell you..... I DID NOT HATE IT
1:54, we will also accept "God does not have a binary gender"
This guy must be from PIttsburgh. I approve.
These crackers are making me salty o and crispy sucks
Um no. Ketchup is Satan Sauce.
Which? Ketchup or jizz?
What does that make mustard?
no conditiona is betta i make the hair shiny and smoooooooth STOP LOOKING AT ME SHWAN
sweet baby rays BBQ sauce is actually a more accurate substitute for God jizz
Ketchup is Reagan's primary vegetable.
sweet baby ray's bbq is definitely up there, but franks red hot, esp. buffalo style is God's man juice...no doubt
Ketchup can go fuck its self
This app has gone downhill . Not funny
These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy please answer me and pay me attention
ketchup is period blood which is bottled each month and used as a condiment. its ussually used on hot dogs, and sausage.
Beer is God's man juice. Are you nuckin' futs?
i agree with 12:02 i love jizz
fuck your mother pretzel fuck, fuck her good and hard til she screams stop it baby stop it spank me pull my hair.
12:04 Colorado, it's my area code lol
If you don't count that artificial yellow nonsense, mustard is much more awesome than ketchup. Ketchup is still pretty great, though.
hahahahaaha aww shwan.
God has no man juice, because God doesn't exist.
And pretzels are his kisses.
These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy
FAIL, tfln blows these days
Na I like the txt I'd just rather suck dick than have ketchup I'm my mouth
It may be going downhill, but it is what it is. Everyone has a different opinion of what is funny or siteworthy. Just sayin'.
You guys are so lame KETCHUP IS THE BEST! Since I did in fact send this in....I prefer Ketchup to Jizz...or mustard...or ranch =D Jizz is a close second
ketchup - is what it is, I'm just sayin'
These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy please pay attention to me now you will love me and lick me
I climbed to the top of Mt Everest just to see what was up there. Turns out all I found at the summit was a fresh baked pretzel.
I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick
Noo... Potatos!!! -diav <3 (IDAHO FTW!)
These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Jizz is god's man juice. First sonofabitch.
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