She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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