Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
