the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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