Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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