i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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