bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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