Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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