I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
