Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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