Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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