the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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