I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
there is glitter all over my balls
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