sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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