Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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