i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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