? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
did i just pee glitter
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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