im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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