Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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