Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so that wasnt chicken after all
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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