Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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