Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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