so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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