i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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