o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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