I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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