I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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