She said her name was "party"
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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