Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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