Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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