I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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